when people first moved to Australia there was nothing to eat. our great great grandparents decided to gather all the vegetables they could find and decided to mix them together and that’s how vegemite was first created. People started eating it and developed superpowers. I still remember the day i had my first bite…minutes laters i was able to read people minds. the government realized how powerful it’s that’s why you’ll only find it in Australia. We need it to fight the dangerous animals that live here…we need it to survive.
twitter fans and tumblr fans are like two different species
during sex when he least suspects it, scream “EA GAMES” followed by whispering “challenge everything”